Printable Garden Signs

Funny Garden Signs

designed by Erin Williams

You have a sense of humor. Now your garden can too.

For anyone who loves their flowers, takes their garden slightly too seriously, and isn't above a little friendly intimidation to keep it intact.

5 printable sign designs - $20

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A white garden sign reading "Please don't hurt the garden. Seriously. We know a guy." on a wooden stake in a flower bed of pink Japanese anemones and black-eyed Susans

Meet the Signs

Every year, my street holds a concert that brings a crowd right across from my house - and inevitably, into my garden.

After one too many flowers got trampled, I designed a few signs to protect the garden with a little humor. I shared them online, people started asking where they could get them, I made them even cuter, and here we are!

  • Garden sign with pink and purple flowers in the corners: "Please don't hurt the garden. Seriously. We know a guy."
  • Garden sign with pink and purple flowers in the corners: "Please don't hurt the flowers. Our gardener isn't cut out for prison."
  • Garden sign with pink and purple flowers in the corners: "Please don't water the garden. We're talking to you, Fido."
  • Garden sign with pink and purple flowers in the corners: "Please don't hurt the flowers. Our gardener has no priors. Let's keep it that way."
  • Garden sign with pink and purple flowers in the corners: "Please don't hurt the garden. We watched Yellowstone. We have a train station."

The Post That Started It All 😂

See the post on Instagram

What You'll Receive

In your download

  • 5 printable garden sign designs
  • Each sign in color and black and white. Color signs printed in black and white don't look good, so the black and white file is formatted specifically to print beautifully in black and white.
  • 2 high-resolution PDFs, one in color and one in black and white, each with all 5 designs
  • Sized for standard 8.5" x 11" paper
  • Digital delivery - nothing will be shipped

How to use them

  • Print your signs at home or at your favorite local printer.
  • For extra durability, glue them onto poster board or have them laminated (about $2 at Staples).
  • Staple or tape your sign to a garden stake or post.
  • Place it in the garden and let it do the talking.

Price: $20

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The black and white version of the "Seriously. We know a guy." sign, with the flowers drawn as clean gray outlines
The black and white version, with clean floral outlines for a crisp print.

Print them. Protect the garden. Try to stay out of jail.

FAQs

Will anything be mailed to me?

No. This is a digital download. Right after checkout you'll get the files to download and print yourself. Nothing is shipped.

What size are the signs?

Each sign is sized to print on standard 8.5" x 11" paper, at home or at your favorite local printer.

What if part of the design gets cut off when I print?

In your printer settings, choose "Fit" instead of "Actual Size."

How do I make them last outside?

Glue your sign onto a piece of poster board, or have it laminated at an office supply store like Staples (it costs about $2). You can also laminate them yourself with an inexpensive home laminator. Then staple or tape it to a garden stake or post.

Why is there a separate black and white version?

You can print the color files on your printer's black and white setting, but some of the flowers come out gray and a little muddy. So I made true black and white versions with clean floral outlines for a crisper print.

Can I share or sell them?

They're for personal use only. Print as many as you like for your own home and garden, or give a printed sign as a gift. Please don't share the files, resell them or use them on products for sale. The details are in our Terms & Conditions.

Can I get a refund?

Because the files are yours the moment you check out, all sales are final. Colors may also vary a little depending on your printer and paper. If you have any trouble with your download, just reach out and we'll help.

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